this is super cute!
- Aries: Horrible
- Taurus: Softly
- Leo: Squishable
- Virgo: Very pretty
- Gemini: Beautiful
- Libra: Excelent
- Cancer: Nice asshole
- Aquarius: Tiny
- Capricorn: Perfect
- Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
- Pisces: Very good
- Sagitarius: No have
do not, i repeat, do not
think about your favorite character’s face when they orgasm, especially after an agonizingly slow build of teasing and foreplay that lasts for hours
don’t imagine the relief in their eyes right before they close them
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
I AM DEAD
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
this makes me so happy
Dylan Marron’s Erlenmeyer flask tie is my favorite thing on the planet
so my mom is a huge fan of this knitting duo, and based solely on the fact that Carlos shares his name with one of them, she insists that he likes to knit.
Headcanon accepted, mom.
WE OWN ALPACAS AND I SWEAR TO YOU THIS REALLY HAPPENS
THEY ARE SUCH MYSTERIOUS CREATURES
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.
MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.
And my bow.
AND MY AXE.